I'm Too Sexy for Underwear

Remember how when we were teenage girls?  You would not leave the house without 2 hours of hair and makeup and checking your ass in the mirror 7 times?  Well I just went to Walmart without so much as putting on underwear. Now before you go getting all judgey on me thinking I've given up and I don't care anymore, I'd like to say in my defense that I was wearing my husband's shorts... The kind with the nylon mesh nut sack holder.  So that counts.  #Still Got It!!!