Holiday Bathroom Selfie

Merry Christmas

Such a Good Boy

Reason #502 why I love our dogs; there’re considerate.  Instead of costing us another expensive trip to the vet, Jake let my hubby know he wasn’t feeling well by climbing up next to him in bed this morning and puking up a big green slimy wad of my fern.  No more upset tummy, no trip to the vet. Such a good boy.
 

Tuesday Diet

I started a diet on Monday like I always do. Do I look any smaller?

My Boys

My babies are soooo cute.

Running Buddy Wanted

I need someone to go jogging with that knows how to push one of those 3 wheeled "Mom running" strollers.  Then I need one of those strollers that's big enough to hold me.  

I'm Too Sexy for Underwear

Remember how when we were teenage girls?  You would not leave the house without 2 hours of hair and makeup and checking your ass in the mirror 7 times?  Well I just went to Walmart without so much as putting on underwear. Now before you go getting all judgey on me thinking I've given up and I don't care anymore, I'd like to say in my defense that I was wearing my husband's shorts... The kind with the nylon mesh nut sack holder.  So that counts.  #Still Got It!!!

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