I was mowing the lawn at dusk, because
it’s about 100 degrees cooler than it was that afternoon. I wore shorts
and tennis shoes.
When I inadvertently kicked a snake, better
than him getting hit by the mower blades I guess, but it touched my bare leg,
so gross!
So this perfectly
illustrates the biker safety motto, All The Right Gear All The Time.
What the Harley does this
have to do with mowing lawns?
Well, had I been wearing my
Harley Davidson kick ass, yet super cute with a little trashy bling on the side,
but still made from half inch thick leather from the hide of a former rodeo
bull known as the widow maker that come half way up my calf and cost more than
the lawn mower, I would of stood my ground with said snake.
"Come on you slithery M-Fer let’s see
what ya got?"
But I was wearing tennis
shoes and shorts so I cried and ran inside.
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